So, I wear a size 13. Yeah, I know, clown feet.

Yes, ladies and gents, what they say about guys with big feet is true: we have big...shoes.

Somehow, I managed to find a pair of black and neon sneakers in giant size. And threw down sixty bucks. Pics when I get home.

Speaking of shoe size: why yes I am 27 going on 13, thank you very much. I' ( Read more... )

TG: be honest with me
TG: cause im busy
TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon And then I fell in lust with Dave ( Read more... )

Dear McAfee:

I appreciate your Site Advisor, for the most part. And I know 4chan is a villainous den of viruses and botnets. (And trolling.)

But I really, really do not need to be warned every time I go there that my computer will be HIJACKED BY RUSSIAN SPAMMERS ZOMG ( Read more... )

( No, I am not making this up. I couldn't make this up if I TRIED. )